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October 11 2013

11:57

"the friendzone"

shadesoflolita:

there was this one guy that kept asking me out.

every time I would politely decline.

He then kept complaining about how I led him on and put him in the “friendzone”

He got his friends to try to bully me into dating him

The next time I saw that guy, I told him “congratulations! you’ve left the friendzone!”

he looked really happy.

I then told him: “You’ve now entered the enemy zone! don’t ever talk to me again.” (���◕ヮ◕)���*:・���✧

October 02 2013

00:46
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shrieklacking:

the breaking bad finale was brutal

00:43

hot-pocketz:

wickedly-laughable:

hot-pocketz:

I really should study for my math test but I don’t get anything so I’m probably gonna do bad

I would say ‘we’re all in this together’ but I got an A on my test hahaha loser

Yanna ur a meanie

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slackwaterjack:

Jesus fucking Christ Mondo Naegi asked if you wanted to hang out not if he could suck your dick

00:37
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wwaattcchheerr:

GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN

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nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

nelzipiezblowsyourmind:

lauren-just-me:

yeahhletsfuck:

"You. Come. Now."

Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…

*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”

RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?

Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD

00:35

weeaboo-chan:

if you’re comfortable with discussing sex and sexual things that’s great but please ffs respect that not everyone will be as comfortable with it as you

like seriously there is actually a difference between shaming someone for expressing their sexuality and feeling discomforted by someone else’s blatant creepy sex talk. i wish more people realized this

00:34

buttermeupaniki:

when u accidentally offend friend when u thought u were being funny

image

00:33

dogapult:

yall thirstin after tall guys like his height is gonna do something for u. what u gonna do, build a penthouse suite on his head??? view the homeland from his shoulders???

00:33

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

00:33

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

00:31

thatsmoderatelyraven:

might as well shut down school too 

00:31

I interviewed a young anthropologist working with women in Mali, a country in Africa where women go around with bare breasts. They’re always feeding their babies. And when she told them that in our culture men are fascinated with breasts there was an instant of shock. The women burst out laughing. They laughed so hard, they fell on the floor.

They said, “You mean, men act like babies?”

Carolyn Latteier, Breasts, the women’s perspective on an American obsession (via fuckyeahbreastfeedingscience)
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ghostlygamtav:

calibornsbottombitch:

i cant believe america is on haitus

free, snk, now america„„ god damn it when are my animes going to come back

00:29

hot-pocketz:

I really should study for my math test but I don’t get anything so I’m probably gonna do bad

I would say ‘we’re all in this together’ but I got an A on my test hahaha loser

00:25

scienceing:

bill nye was voted off dancing with the stars

the government shut down

coincidence? i think not

00:25

scienceing:

bill nye was voted off dancing with the stars

the government shut down

coincidence? i think not

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